mom: where are you going its almost midnight
ppl ur age that look way hotter than u
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Your grandma is 45?!
yeah she got married the day she was born
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up