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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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saladder:

ppl ur age that look way hotter than u
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I know how you feel Phil
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sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

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chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

Is this Coachella?
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wa1kingonwater:

Please
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